December 2011
When your alarm clock doesn't stop ringing and you're too lazy to reach for it, you're just there like
Don't you hate it when you discover the coolest thing ever and when you show your friends they think its stupid?
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation when your first instinct with broken electronics is to blow into them and hope for the best. →
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While everyone else is like
You’re just like, “Hold up witches, I got this.”
And you come at that thing like
Then if it actually works you’re like
But if it doesn’t you’re like








